Bayamus is gettin ready
Bayamus enters the stage and dusts off its shoulders.

Let's start the interview before the water kettle whistles. What's the first question gonna be?

[ potential inspiration: https://www.google.de/books/edition/Explorations_in_the_Field_of_Nonsense/-qOQLHjnfIUC?hl=en&gbpv=1&dq=special+branch+themerson&pg=PA3 ]